(set: $goldCoins = 0)
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Welcome to my tale. A tale full of adventure and wonder. It starts off normal, but the end of my tale will leave you in mystery. Though before I tell you my story you must pick my role in it.
[[Start Adventure 1 -> Role Adventurer]]
[[Start Adventure 2 -> Role Knight]]
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</table>Now that you picked my role here is my story. I was an adventurer and I had went through the lands far and wide looking for the riches and treasures everyone at local taverns speak of. One day I heard about this dungeon that was supposed to be filled with a treasure no one has ever tried to go for.
[[Continue the story -> dungeon adventure]]
(set: $goldCoins += 1500)
You have (print: $goldCoins) gold coins.
Now that you picked my role we can carry on with the story. I used to be a knight for a powerful king. I don't recall his name due to all the bashes I took to my head, but whatever it's my story not his. One day the king requested that all of his knights go collect taxes, because his tax collectors were... hanging around. So I made off to one of the villages on the edge of the kingdom's territory.
<img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Castle_Neuschwanstein.jpg" alt = "Castle" width="80%" />
[[Continue knight adventure -> Tax Collector]]
(set: $goldCoins += 400)
You have (print: $goldCoins) gold coins.
I asked around the bar for more details on the dungeon. Sadly the only information I received from tavern was the location and more about the legend. The story goes blah blah blah Demon King blah blah curse blah blah near the edge of the country side blah blah blah who cares. So I made my trip out of the village to the dungeon.
[[Coninue adventuring -> Dungeon Adventure part 2]](set: $goldCoins -= 100)
You have (print: $goldCoins) gold coins.
As I made my way toward the village I stopped by some small taverns and inns being a seven day trip I needed to get my rest. On the third day there was a woman begging for help. She looked like she needed a knight for this quest.
<img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Ogi_Shirakawa02bs3200.jpg" alt = "Village" width="80%" />
[[Continue Tax journey -> Tax continue]]
[[Help a woman in need -> The "Important" Quest]](set: $goldCoins -= 200)
You have (print: $goldCoins) gold coins.
The trip to the Dungeon took three days by boat to make. It was an easy trip to make since I live near a port. Though it took half of what I had for gold so now I can't really buy efficient dungeon delving gear.
(set: $goldCoins -= 100)
You have (print: $goldCoins) gold coins.
<img src="https://sahern3d.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/pirateship006_blog1.jpg" alt = "Ship" width="80%" />
[[Dungeon delving -> The Triggering]](set: $goldCoins += 1000)
You have (print: $goldCoins) gold coins.
I told the woman I have no time for her quest and forced a mercenary to help the woman. I didn't want to leave her wandering around in need of help. So I finally made it to the village and started my tax collecting. The looks I was given taking money from a poor village made me care less to be honest. I collected taxes for two days and on my final day I was attacked. Someone hired a group of mercenaries to take all the taxes I've collected and to deal with me. I dealt with the mercenaries easily.
[[Leave the village -> Return to the Kingdom]]
[[Find the person -> The quest to find the hit maker]]You have (print: $goldCoins) gold coins.
I asked the fair maiden what was going on and she stated that there is a ghoul in her home ruining everything in sight. I told her "Have no fear for I will slay this ghoul of your!". She told me she will pay me 200 gold if the ghoul is dead and out of the house.
[[Journey to the Maiden's home -> Maiden's Home]]
You have (print: $goldCoins) gold coins.
So I decided to forget about it and made my way back to the kingdom. I passed the inn I stayed, and then I made it back to the kingdom. I handed the king his gold and he told me he needed another thing done. He wanted me to return to the village and arrest a woman known for causing trouble to the kingdom. I made my way back and it's really getting annoying being the king's lacky. I wonder if you can quit being a knight.
(set: $goldCoins -= 1000)
You have (print: $goldCoins) gold coins.
[[The Hit Maker's Lair -> The Front Door]]You have (print: $goldCoins) gold coins.
So I decided to stay in the village and do some detective work(ask around) about who hates the king and his taxes most. This was a lot harder than I thought, because almost everyone in the village is displeased with the king and his taxes. I did run into this one helpful person that I could sort of trust. The man's name is Dan and he is a blacksmith of the town.
[[The Hunt of the Hit maker -> Hit maker's lair]]You have (print: $goldCoins) gold coins.
When I went to the maiden's home I did not see a ghoul, but a man in her home. I heard a door locked and the woman pointing a crossbow at me. She said "Kill this ghoul and you can go." I told her this isn't a ghoul, but a man. She didn't seem to happy. She said "I know it isn't a ghoul, but my good for nothing husband." I asked her what is wrong.
She stated that the husband has been rude and insulted her dish. I told her it isn't anything to kill a man for. She said it was a good dish and that the husband is an idiot for doubting her cooking. I asked her then why get another person to kill him if she could have done it herself. She explained that she didn't want to be arrested for the crime. I told her I'm a knight and I would have to arrest her for attempting to kill her husband. She then shot the crossbow at my feet in which it forced me to take her down and arrest her.
[[Continue King's Quest -> Tax continue]]You have (print: $goldCoins) gold coins.
Dan told me there could be one person he could think of that hated the king and his politics. It turned out to be a hag living at the far edge of the village's territory. I made my way toward the hag's home knocked on the door and waited for her to come out.
When the door openned I tackled the hag down and tied her up. She was not pleased. She was speaking in a different language sounded old and crazy. So I called her crazy. She then started to spit at me and making a fuss about her door. Then something terrible happened.
<img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/Reconstructed_building_in_Old_Bedford_Village.jpg" alt = "House on a Field" width="80%" />
[[The Fun Starts Here -> A Darker Time]] Then this gem fell out of a bucket and the hag changed from being hostile to shutting up and begging for me not to take the gem. I told her that I do not take orders from her and picked up the gem. Then something went wrong. All of time stopped and then a blue light from outside appeared. The house started to shake. I ran outside and then the house blown up. I tried to run, but I wasn't able to. I started floating up toward the sky into a big metal disk.
[[We're not in the Kingdom anymore -> Dark Magic]]You have (print: $goldCoins) gold coins.
So I knocked on the door and this nice elderly woman stepped out and asked what was the problem. I told her that she is under arrest for plotting crimes against the kingdom. She said "What crimes?" I told her she must not resist and then the crazy old woman kicked my leg and slammed the door on my face. I kicked down the door and tackled the woman. She started getting really annoying and threw things at me. Then something happened.
<img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/Reconstructed_building_in_Old_Bedford_Village.jpg" alt = "House in a Field" width="80%" />
[[The Fun Starts Here -> A Darker Time]] I woke up in a room made of glass. I pulled out my warhammer and slammed it against the glass. The glass didn't break or even give. I don't know what to do. SO I just sat there for a while. Waiting for something to happen. Then something did happen. I saw his being walk up and look at me. It looked like a fish man. I asked it "Where am I" and it just golped at me like any fish would. I then started to insult it saying that I will throw salt on it and eat it. Still nothing... I'm starting to think this thing can't even understand me.
I then got an idea and pulled out a scroll from the taxes flipped it over, got a piece of charcoal, and started to draw. The first thing I drew was the fish man, me salting said fish man, and me eating said fish man with lemon. Think he understood what I was doing cause then a door openned up.
[[ Umm... What Now -> The Journey]] So I made my way toward the dungeon and to be honest about it. My first thoughts about it I was concerned. However now I think this is a waste of time. The easiest dungeon I have every been in. It was only a long hallway in the side of a mountain. The puzzles were child's play.
I don't know why no one ever raided this in the first place.
In the end of the hallway was a giant room with a platform in the center with a very tiny gem. I picked up the gem and made my way toward the... doorway.
[[I Regret Nothing -> Dark Tales]] So when I turned around all I saw was a wall no path, no door, and a blank room. I sat there waiting for something to happen. Then a hum and the ground started to shake. A blue light started to come from under the platform. Suddenly Fish Men appeared from it and shot me with a dart. The dart didn't work cause it hit my leather scroll protector. I then started to attack the fish men and pulled out my dagger and some salt. I managed to take out a dozen(Just one and I only just thrown salt at him.) of them before they managed to bring me down. They stuffed me inside a glass box and locked the door. I continued to throw salt like a mad man. By the looks of it I scared those fish men good.
[[What Next? -> The Question]]
The Fish men started to speak english to me. They told me they needed me to help in something. I asked why didn't they just use the old hag? They told me she was aggressive so they were planning to remove her from existance from the start. Then they told me to drink a few things and draw a few other things. I'm starting to think they don't need my help, but just using me. By the time they told me they were done with my help. We were outside of their planet(Oh yeah they told me a bunch of things on the way which I can't really tell you guys about.). They said they need me to come down with them onto their planet.
Their planet was just a bunch of islands and all ocean. A green sky and red sea. It wasn't as magical as I thought it would be, but they kept telling me "Stop being so negative and cynical". When their ship went under water it wasn't magical either. Just a bunch of sea creatures and coral. By the looks of it the Fish men were annoyed by me and my attitude abot their home world.
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[[The Grand Enterance -> The Meeting]] After some time in their pathetic jail cell the fish men came back and asked me a few questions. One being if I could stop throwing salt on them and that it does nothing, but anger them. I took this to be a lie so that I wouldn't use their weakness against them, but I agreed just so they can let me out.
[[Exploring the Ship -> Meeting the Captain]] The Fish men told me they wanted me to see their king. I agreed. When I walked up to the kingdom the fish men king wanted me to serve under his rule. I asked him why and it turns out he wanted knights from across the galaxy to be in his army. I told him I serve no kings and that really angered him. He then threatened to eject me into the ocean. I then told him do not worry for I have a better plan. (Shhhhh the plan was to throw salt at the king fish man and run for the ship). As I proceeded with my plan and it worked wonderfully until I was arrested and jailed for the rest of my life.
How am I telling you this story you're wondering. I'm not you're just day dreaming. PLOT TWIST!!!!!So the fish men lead me around their ship ran a few tests on me and took me to the "bridge" which I thought was a bridge not a part of the ship where their leader would be. Their captain seemed excited to meet me. Up until I started throwing salt and grabbed what they called a screw driver and used it agaist them. They then jumped me and tried to throw me into space. I broke free and slayed them all(I was thrown into space.).
You are probably wondering how am I telling you this story. Well it's a PLOT TWIST!!! I never existed in the first place. Just from your imagination.
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